My Comedy Goals

Here is a short list of comedy goal that I would like to achieve.

1# Preform on the Long Island Comedy Festival (place the advertising flyer with my face in the window of Better On A Bagel)
2# Preform a my very own Stand-Up comedy special at Theater Three to a sold out crowd.
3# Preform at the legendary Apollo Theater in Harlem NY.
4# Have a HBO comedy special.
5# Become a successful road comic. Travel the country preforming stand-up comedy.
6# Sleep with comedian Becky Donohue (don't ask... I have a crush what can I say)
7# Become a head booker for a A list comedy club (so I could help all my outstanding comedian friend out)
8# Find some way to thank so many people who have help me realize all these goals!

Just a short list there are some other goal that I have as well, but these are the main ones.